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RIP rationalist moonshot. Takes a special kind of SV-libertarian brainrot to think the world will be saved by a company. Do we have EY’s reaction yet?
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Glorified markov chains $5000000000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my investors are dying
They’re gonna start announcing real concrete nefarious-ass use cases real soon
I wouldn’t be shocked at a working agreement with Palmer Luckey’s Anduril to offer AI-assisted god-knows-what to Anduril’s military/surveillance hardware.
EDIT: my brain took a dookie and I mixed up Luckey’s first and last names.
A Bill Hicks routine manifest:
“What did ya do with your AI today, Sam?”
“Oh, we made ah, we made ah, arsenic ah, childhood food now, goodnight.”
[lays down and snores]
“Yeah, we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?”
[snores]
“Yeah, it’ll… you know the mums will love it.”
[snores]
He’ll be out of there with the bag in less than a year.
It’s March 2025. Everyone has resigned from OpenAI except Altman, a single H1B programmer, 50 lawyers, and the guy who refills the keurig. The company is worth $4 trillion.