93 points

Knives are also made of atoms

permalink
report
reply
75 points

Sure? How many? Because I have some atoms at home and need a new knife

permalink
report
parent
reply
38 points

At least 50

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Boy, that’s alot!

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Not this knife

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Call that a knife?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Atomception

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Some are smaller than others

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

They could be made of degenerate matter.

permalink
report
parent
reply
54 points

Don’t eat fissile cucumbers.

permalink
report
reply
2 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
48 points
*

One of these nerds is not like the others,
One of these geeks just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which nerd is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

permalink
report
reply
5 points

Tyson? Why not cause he’s an asshole? Are you aware that both Einstein and Hawkings were also assholes?

permalink
report
parent
reply
54 points
*

While Einstein and Hawking (no s) were giants of their field, published papers that turned all other accepted science on its head, and have basic physical phenomenon of the Universe named after them, they were surprisingly limited in their knowledge of other fields. Whereas NdT will expound on absolutely any topic with the complete certainty that he is a fucking expert, even if he only just now inferred the existence of the thing from the question he is presently being asked. He is a Mycroftian megabrain of galactic proportions, a fact he appreciates better than anyone else.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

But they weren’t pretentious know-it-alls on TV and YT

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I can imagine Twitter and YouTube in their day. Cancelled so fast lol

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

I don’t like Tyson because I feel he preaches an inaccurate version of the scientific philosophy. So many times I hear him saying things along the lines of absolute certainty, because it’s SCIENCE.

Where, we of the true faith, preach: the evidence indicates that this is the most likely to be true, or at least, this model makes predictions about the world more reliably than any other we currently have.

Amen.

permalink
report
parent
reply
47 points

No, that knife isn’t made of atoms, that knife is made of pure solid quarks. That’s why it can cut atomic nuclei.

permalink
report
reply

I choose to believe it’s made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

They call me Johnny Smallatoms

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

How big was that knife originally?!

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Depends on what display you are viewing it on.

permalink
report
parent
reply
37 points

We’re gonna need a community for comedy homicide for this. That last panel ruins it.

permalink
report
reply
4 points
*

!comedyhomicide@lemmy.world exists but has no posts, consider cross posting

permalink
report
parent
reply

Science Memes

!science_memes@mander.xyz

Create post

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don’t throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

Community stats

  • 12K

    Monthly active users

  • 2.8K

    Posts

  • 41K

    Comments