193 points
28 points
122 points
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Speak for your self.
100 points
anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates
32 points
It’s true. It’s so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?
11 points
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8 points
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16 points
80 points
You say we’re not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.
We’re Hermit crabs!
7 points
74 points
For reference, just in case you’re actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
