-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette

-Relaxed child support laws: Requires deliberate decision to incubate the egg

-Clean packaged periods: Egg = No mess!

Although, there would be stories about partners hiding fertilized eggs: Instead of unplanned parenthood we would have unconsensual parenthood

There’s probably more nuances I am missing. But do discuss it in the comments.

“ohh yeah cum inside me” will now be changed into “ohh yeah bukkake right onto this egg i just laid”

Isn’t that just fish?

I thought birds still fuc

If by “fuc” you mean pushing cloaca at each other then yes they fuck. But for most bird species males don’t have a penis for penetration

What is it for then?

Ops focus on a singular “nicely packaged “ egg made me unable to consider anything else then bird eggs.

I was so confused by your comment, i had to look it up.

The GOP would have you tried for murder if you didn’t incubate. I’m not sure why you think their stance of not allowing women control of their own bodies would change.

It did brush my mind as I’m still baffled about some abortion laws even if there’s no brain development. But if it was an egg, it would be hard to enforce it and some eggs aren’t fertilized. I bet someone would try to outlaw having a miscarriage if they could.

Considering some states are already doing criminal investigations around miscarriages, probably.

Yeah, nah mate. Shiela’s should grow a pouch, eh?

I already lay eggs, but I don’t think you want to go near them

Eggs are bird periods

If I had access to the human ones I’d have those for breakfast but until then I’m just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(

Conservative: Eggs are birds, period.

Scientist: Eggs are a bird period.

Lemming: Eggs are bird periods

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