Drake meme? Even with all the alternatives?
Ew
As long as “cleaner than you found it” also includes “better documented.” I’ve worked with people who think that “the code should speak for itself” to the point that they will make biased decisions with no explanation or documentation and then if you ask them about it after their response is “look at the PR for how that decision was made.” I’m not going to git blame and find your PR to find an outcome from an argument between two people that after scrolling just says “sometimes the API returns a JSON string here instead of nested JSON so we have this conditional” when that could be a comment
Not to mention that sometimes, the code that’s supposed to “speak for itself” doesn’t do the things that they think it would do.
Hi it’s me, your colleague
Hi colleague! So I found a comment in the code from 3 years ago by you saying you should “improve this”. Is it planned for the next sprint?
Hey boss, I’m logging this ticket as tech debt. We need to take this on to hit our marketing deadline, and as soon as the project is over we need two scrum cycles to resolve it.
Two years later…
This ticket has been open forever, can we just delete it since nobody is ever going to clean this up? It’s messing up our velocity metric.
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