For me it was during a parade.
I was at a festival, looking for a toilet, when a cute girl just started talking to me out of the blue.
I sat down next to her, we talked for a while, then she asked if I wanted to walk with her for a little bit.
We found a hidden spot, sat down and started to make out. It got pretty heated pretty quickly.
After a while, she stopped, looked me deep in the eyes, and said “I’d really love to blow you right now.”
And I replied “sorry, but I really have to pee.”
On a boat.
I was on a 911 medical emergency. After 10+ minutes taking care of the patient and getting them ready to go to the ER, I bent down to grab some equipment and wham, I felt it starting to drop out of my ass! I yelled to my partner that I’d be “out in a minute, I’m having a GI emergency”.
I used the bathroom in the house as quickly as I could take care of business. Luckily, the patient was stable and not in a serious situation.
Anytime I have anxiety, my entire body wants to do multiple core dumps as quickly as possible, so every time is awkward.
Most awkward recently was being called over to help search for a lost cat. 30 minute drive where increasingly I have to go. Get there, go instead of search. Search. No cat.
Find him inside after going to the bathroom another time. So he was never lost, just being a cat.
