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Have you got any weird questions FROM the opposite gender?

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Misread the title of the other post which made me think of this question.

I, as a male, have had multiple women ask me how we ride bikes without smashing our balls.

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TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world
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As a cis dude who’s asexual, I’ve gotten weird questions from straight dude bros… one asked me if I “had to be super careful” to not get myself pregnant. Honest question coming from a person our country’s education system has failed.

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I have had more than a few girls ask if they can hold my dick while I piss out of curiosity and not for sexual reasons. Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose. I can assure you: That only happens after I’ve had a large soda during a 3 hour movie in a theatre.

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Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose.

You let them?

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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I’ll let literally anyone touch my dick if they ask. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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How DO we ride bikes without smashing our balls?

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body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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The fear of being smashed makes them retract into their safety zone

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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Oh yay, this has finally become askreddit…

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Cryophilia@lemmy.worldOP
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“Lemmings, what is the sexiest sex you have ever sexed?”

Lemmy is still overwhelmingly white, male, young, and nerdy. Until it gets a more diverse userbase, it won’t be askreddit.

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