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Scientists: We’ve been trying to reach you about your spaceship’s extended warranty…

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Don’t forget to polarize the sensors.

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Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.

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If that doesn’t work then reverse the polarity.

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you can’t see a failing warp drive through a cloak. duh.

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So civilizations travelling at ludicrous speed won’t be discovered, so sad

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That’s assuming they actually use a Star Trek style warp drive when we ALL know they are actually using Navigators to jump into the Immaterium.

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If immaterium is real, we have a much bigger problems than inability to detect xeno’s warp drives.

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Whatever. Just track their warp signatures.

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