Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
Always sit, are you kidding? No way I’m peeing standing up with the lights off.
I broke my ankle a while back and it never healed properly. Since then I’ve appreciated the relief of sitting to pee.
You must be clumsy as fuck if you managed to break you ankle while you were standing to pee. Either that or your technique is waaaaaaaayyy off.
If I did this I’d end up blindly stepping on a giant house spider or one of the many bugs they’re supposed to be eating. I have too many critters sneaking into my bathroom
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
Nightlight. Use it when you’re brushing your teeth too, no bright lights an hour before bed.
I have mastered this technique to pro level. Now I fall asleep while sitting on the toilet. 🙃
Oh my, yes. It is the next step to master. Although it is quite the adventure getting back to bed in that state.
That moment? This is becoming my every day!