I don’t know what this means, but this guy seems really proud of handling cum.

I mean, I could understand liberal tears. Liberal blood. Liberal sweat, at a stretch. But liberal cum? That just sounds like you’re offering to blow Joe Biden.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9675619/

The ph of semen ~7.5 making it slightly basic .

Semen is a fast drying basic glue.

It does not clean (lots of proteins), it does not lubricate (glue), and it does not protect (basic).

Semen would make a poor gun lubricant.

“I wouldn’t wear that shirt around conservatives, they don’t tend to take kindly to men who advertise those services”

…before he puts it in his anus.