Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something
I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.
If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.
I always start with my hair first, dry my back and upper body, then my legs. But then I keep a second towel for intimate areas, because why would you want to wipe your face with the same towel you wipe your ass with?
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.