What a stupid guy

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

I don’t think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

I live it when a plan… falls apart

You could say it’s equivalent to 201.247.

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an “oh yeah I dare you” taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like “Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]” and right after that the challenger was like “I don’t even have a K drive.”

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don’t even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff…