36 points
Can we run the trolley back and forth a few times over the billionaires just to make sure? Maybe install a snow thrower? (Sorting with big spinning bits)
13 points
For anyone who has never seen one, the description alone barely does it justice:
5 points
24 points
Eating just one bite of billionaire meat is the most environmentally friendly thing you could ever do in your entire lifetime
19 points
10 points
you see 1 is the smaller number so clearly it is what we must kill /s