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If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain’t washing right.

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A clean ass is still an ass.

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If you wouldn’t touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?

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If I’ll eat ass and have my ass ate, why wouldn’t I wipe my face with a clean ass-towel?

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Brother, I don’t even eat tripe.

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And an asshole is always delicious

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100 points

Unrealistic. Hanging the towel after use resets the sides

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31 points

It is known

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78 points

Why tf people always acting like this is an issue?

You’ve just washed it, are you unable to wash your arse properly??

Are you pushing the towel that far up???

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I don’t get it either. It’s like those posts asking if people use separate razors for their face and their body. What real difference does it make? Are people really this disgusted of their own bodies? It ironically sounds like a hygiene problem.

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i have a lot more body hair than facial hair, so its easier to keep them seperated to know when its time for a replacement without cutting my face up. if blades never wore out i wouldn’t care hygiene wise

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To be fair, you could just use new blades for every shave and you will never run the risk of bleeding. Except for money.

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Cleaning that far up is a pain in the ass

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It’s just on principle. No ass or balls in yo face.

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57 points

Forst of all: Your ass should be clean after the shower.

Second of all: You start drying at the head and hair.

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Yeah, with the same towel you finished your ass last time

But generally, I agree

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64 points

No the towel forgets everything overnight

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One sniff will tell ya: the towel does not forget! D:

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