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For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.

With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.

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Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!

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Ol’ Long Balls MacDougall we call him.

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You got long balls Larry. You’re Long Balls Larry

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His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick

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Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?

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Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.

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intestines to drop into the scrotum

I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.

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Getting a hernia there happens to 1 in 3 men.

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Do yer balls hang low?

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Do you swing them to and fro?

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Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?

Do you get a funny feeling, when you hang em from the ceiling?

Oh you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

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How many VW Passats is low?

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What are “implication arrows”?

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> implying you don’t know what an implication arrow is

it’s one of these: >

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What do they imply?

I know that these stories are often accused of being fake, but I guess I don’t understand the context of the response. It seems like the responder is saying “go to the doctor regardless of whether you actually have a problem requiring a doctor.” Which I guess could be good advice in some circumstances, but … Maybe I’m just taking things too literally.

Thanks for the answer!

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I think it’s that people understand that 99% of green text stories are not real, so the reply is just saying yo if this is real, go to a doc.

Maybe I’m wrong tho

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The anon got it wrong. These are “>” or “greater than” symbols, not arrows, although they look like arrowheads. They are used to signal a quote, which makes the text green on 4chan or inside a quote block on other platforms. In 4chan culture, the resulting greentext is not a quote, it has a meaning of its own.

The actual implication arrow, used in mathematical logic for statements like “if A, then B” or “A implies B”, is “⇒” or “rightwards double arrow” in Unicode. Using ASCII characters, it can be written as “=>”.

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>implying this is real

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I … See.

Thank you.

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It’s just how a quote reply works on 4chan but the meaning has expanded.

Edit: as in, instead of quoting the actual comment I reply to, I summarize it as “implying ____”

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I think it’s better to check with a vet. He solved my dogs problem with dangling balls.

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