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From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

Unless you’re in South Africa, in which case you can legitimately walk in to a bar and hire a murderer for a very reasonable price.

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So what is a realistic price in a western country? And what about those darknet hitmans?

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Honestly, anything over 30k wouldn’t really be worth it. Way easier to get a nice vacation and some therapy sessions for the same money instead of being that mad at someone.

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From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

And the ones asking for payment up front will enjoy the free money. What, were you going to get a receipt for that?

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Seriously man, it’s a good price, and I have a plan setup with Affirm for payments, you can spread it out over at least a year.

“You better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway…”

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LMAO ok now you got me curious what consists of a reasonable price? If the guy I was first married to who beat the shit out of me and raped me how much would that be?

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Getting kinda specific here…

Edit: really sorry you went through that, but I hope you’re not thinking about making a rash decision.

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Oh no been through therapy for it and left the state. Was just kind of curious if someone would kill a abuser/rapist at less of a rate than like an ex husband who is well off.

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From what I’ve heard that also applies to some South American countries. But in any developed country it’s basically unthinkable to do something like this without getting caught.

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The dark web is a pretty good bet. Going into a bar is probably going to get you arrested.

If you go through the dark web don’t meet the hit man in person. Remain anonymous (plausible deniability). Use an anonymous way to send money. I have no experience in the dark web but I’d assume there is a way to do the equivalent of an escrow account. Where you put the money in and it won’t release until contract is complete.

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Well don’t know about the dark web but it kind of seems like the people who are caught get caught by UI’s. But even in that case someone would have to set person A to person B.

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How easy or hard is it to hire a Hitman?

That’s the man right there, Officer.

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Seriously though I don’t know if it is a stupid ass trope or what but people seem easily to contact.

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From my understanding, in Brazil, you just ask your local dealer if he knows someone and he’ll put you in touch

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Ok that has me thinking never go to Brazil.

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There was a movie about this last year. It was based on a true story, but strays a bit from what actually happened. It’s pretty good. It’s called Hitman.

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It’s called Hitman.

There’s also a series of science-based, 100% hitman simulator video games of the same name.

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The German Name for the Film is “A killer romance”. I dont know why they change the english name to an other english name but they did it.

Can recommend the film.

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It’s all about the marketing. They probably wanted German audiences to know its a romantic comedy and not just an action movie

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Last year? I only know 2007 and 2015 with 2007 being better IMO.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hit_Man_(2023_film)

That one. Glen Powell actually showed some serious acting chops in that movie, I really enjoyed it.

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Oh, lol. I’ll take a look!

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I watched this one in the last two weeks, would recommend for sure. They even go into detail about how public hitman requests aren’t a thing. Like other commenters have said, the ‘industry’ is primarily gangs, mobs, corporate or governmental agencies and all of them have their vetted, go-to guys. Not general public, and if you, as a normie, think you’re talking to one? They’re a cop, %100.

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