Text: Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime he wants…

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They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.

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It was right there!

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…but fears things may accelerate out of control if he does

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Reminds me of a homeless man I knew that drank windshield wiper fluid when he couldn’t get alcohol… No joke here It just reminded me of him.

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I had an acquaintance years ago whose father owned a carpet cleaning business. When they couldn’t afford booze they’d steal carpet cleaning solution to drink. Major.alcoholics at 18/19 years old.

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As long as he doesn’t touch my blinker fluid, all is well.

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Poor Len.

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Hogwarts is that way Dumbledore

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