Text: Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime he wants…
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They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.
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…but fears things may accelerate out of control if he does
9 points
Reminds me of a homeless man I knew that drank windshield wiper fluid when he couldn’t get alcohol… No joke here It just reminded me of him.
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As long as he doesn’t touch my blinker fluid, all is well.
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Poor Len.
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