the problem is the secret service is a socialist organization funded by theft (taxation.) in a truly capitalist society the free market would protect the president.
And Trump rally goers are all wonderful people, right? So just give them all AR-15s. With so many “good guys with guns” nothing bad can ever happen, can it?
I really do think a trump rally with free beer and everyone having a loaded automatic weapon would be good for America.
But most importantly, they need to stop taking away guns. We need good guys with guns to stop bad guys with guns. If you make the guns illegal at his rallies, then, by definition, only criminals at his rallies have guns.
His rallygoers will not feel truly safe until they’re surrounded by guys with no military training, but dressed in full tactical gear carrying locked and loaded semiautomatic rifles.
Require all conservative white men at his rallies to open carry so they can prevent violence from…
…other conservative white men…
I have a better idea. Replace the Secret Service with Meal Team Six volunteers. There are plenty of hard-right MAGA types that love to dress up and play with their assault rifles. Give them a chance to live out their fantasies with the veryy real condition that they will be held very tightly to the letter of the law.
I can’t see any problems with that. They certainly wouldn’t murder the cleaning staff at Mar-a-Lago for being Latino.
