The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.

I ate the onion.

Not a good look for me. Hahahahaah

Almost ate it because there’s a ton of teslas in the area near one of his golf courses with Indian names as vanity plates

As a (legal) immigrant with a vanity plate… lmao.

Ah fuck this was the Onion…

I know we’ve crossed that “reality is more ridiculous than the onion” long ago, but still, it’s jarring to realise this was actually satire