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As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.

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And echidnas.

I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.

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the new coke v pepsi

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Just be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.

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Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.

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Just like normal humans, then?

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32 points

Dark.

Also. Where can I try some?

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29 points

DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.

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9 points

Wait…. People farm the weirdos?

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It can make it’s own breakfast

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yes but what about second breakfast

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make its* own breakfast

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A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!

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133 points

Also well known for foiling evil plots while wearing a fedora.

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Hey? Where’s Perry?

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fedora themed music starts playing

Do be do be do, bah
Do be do be do, bah

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102 points

No stomach? Hadn’t heard that one before

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If something is too weird, some of the oddities tend to get overlooked.

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5 points

Bizarre beasts episode on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Rzx7yeh7c

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I wonder how they process food.

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Stomachs aren’t necessary… You can jump straight to the large intestine. Even humans can survive like that

Obviously, they’re useful. It’s another stage of digestion, which means more energy and nutrients are extracted from your food. It widens your viable food sources, just like chewing does

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Evolution was all like: Ok, so which mutations would you like to advance? The venomous thing? The aquatic thing? The electrocuting enemies thing? The no stomach hack? The “Fun at parties” hack?

Platypus: Yes.

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An excellent example of spending your points all over the place and somehow ending up with an actually pretty broken build.

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Platypus have been around for over 110 million years. Nothing broken about that build!

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“broken build” here likely refers to the phrase as defined by gamers to function as synonymous to “overpowered”.

As in, “the build is so broken you can’t/it is difficult to play against it”. This phraseology could be used by either an ally or an enemy, but it contextually changes connotation from positive for allies to negative for enemies.

Build is often used as a shorthand for a character’s combination of items, skills, and levels (as the various games define it).

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So they were created about the same time as dinosaurs and flowers? Evolution was feeling really creative at that part of Cretaceous.

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It’s like a Swiss army knife of biological features

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After the platypus, evolution started looking into input validation.

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They also don’t have nipples (though do have mammary glands) and mother platypuses basically sweat milk through their skin for the pups to collect off their fur

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what the fuck

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The milk pools in grooves on the mother’s abdomen, allowing the young to lap it up.

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So I guess that’s partly why most mammals’ milk glands are in the abdomen. Other than primates, I only know that elephants also have mammaries on the breasts

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You got an ancestor that did that too. Part of why platypuses are so damn weird is because mammalian ancestors kept facing evolutionary bottlenecks. Platypuses are more like proto mammals than us placentals

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