2 points
I dunno if it’s my favorite, but morningstar gets 10/10 in the cool name category
2 points
The flail.
Always the flail.
5 points
The virgin mace wielder: Oh I can’t march more than 20 miles a day, this thing keeps hitting my knee, my steed has a noticable limp to the right because I hit her while dismounting.
The Chad rock wielder: I’m sure there will be rocks when we get there.
2 points
Shield boss, of course.
4 points
I fucking knew a mace wasn’t actually spiky, NYT Connections suck my dick, you are wrong, I am right, the connection doesn’t exist between those words and l demand satisfaction.