“I have a very particular set of skills…”

Ha! My surname means “was once a pauper” in a language that has since morphed into another language in which my surname doesn’t mean anything anymore

Well we have a bunch of surnames after animals where I live. In fact my own one translates to blackbird.

here in sweden a goodly chunk of surnames are just straight up made up, shit like “nyquist” which even at the time was a hilariously pretentious way to spell “nykvist” and just means “new branch”.

My surname means doctor, yeah don’t be fooled