How do you do, fellow gays
Most depressing thing on the box is the alcohol percentage.
I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!
I contest the use of derogatory “small dick energy” memes on the grounds of body inclusivity. Small dicks are valid, positive and worthy of appreciation.
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?
Tap or filtered water. It’s both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.
Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for “gay men” (read young white liberal women). I don’t see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.
How many simp bucks for a pack?