This is dope.

135 points

As a straight dude, my first internal knee-jerk reaction was “this is such a stupid solution to a stupid problem”, but then my mental “Don’t be an asshat because not everybody is like you” guard rail kicked in.

Clearly this is a product for a market of people that it works for and I’m happy for them. Enjoy your neat keyboard thing, long nailed peeps.

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you’re absolutely right. this is a stupid solution for a stupid problem. But you’re also right that this is a product for a special subset of people that need this and whom this works for.

Both can be true.

That’s the nice thing about capitalism (free market economics actually): You don’t have a authority that decides what is useful and useless, what gets produced and what doesn’t. Because in the End, everything is useless. I have a robotvac because I’m too lazy to vacuum myself. Stupid and Lazy. I have a Vacuum cleaner because I’m too lazy to use a Broom. Stupid and Lazy.

So yes, it’s both. Stupid solution to a stupid problem. But it’s also a great product that solves a problem that a subset of our population has and therefore useful.

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You don’t have a authority that decides what is useful and useless, what gets produced and what doesn’t.

Well sort of, the “authority” in the case of a truly free market is The Market (or The People, if you will.) If it sells it sells, if it doesn’t it doesn’t, The Market will decide.

That said, I agree with the rest of your statement and realize that you meant authority in a truer sense, and I in more of a metaphorical sense.

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*want

People want this, they don’t need it. Because nobody needs to have nails like that - they choose to. If they want to look silly, that’s their prerogative, but let’s not call it anything other than a personal choice and not a necessity.

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But if you have the nails, then you need something to make it easier to type, assuming your job involves a lot of typing. Just because the need was created by fulfilling a want doesn’t make it less of a need, because at the end of the day, anything could be reduced down to wants instead of needs, and that’s not helpful.

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no they need it look it up

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Exactly. There are a ton of stupid products out there, and ecosystems around those stupid products, and I think that’s awesome. Variety is the spice of life after all. For example:

  • self-driving cars - if we had properly designed cities and infrastructure, we wouldn’t need cars in the first place
  • shampoos and conditioners for damaged hair - only needed because we wreck our hair with bleaches and dyes
  • waist trainers/corsets - only needed because we’re lethargic and eat too much

Yet each of those has facilitated variety. Cars are an expression of what we value, hair styles are a huge part of our identities, and plus-sized product lines can build confidence and have created a market all their own. I certainly won’t ever understand a ton of the products that exist, but I like that those products exist, because it means that there’s a ton of variety in how we live our lives.

So yeah, keep making weird solutions to unnecessary problems. But at the same time, let’s try to do it in a way that doesn’t destroy our planet.

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Good catch!

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6 points

tippy taps!

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A lot of people in this thread knee-jerk hating on the nails don’t realise that it’s just culturally-entrenched misogyny. More people need a “Don’t be an asshat because not everybody is like you” guard rail.

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The 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈 thought police have gotten to you, brother.

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8 points

Ok bud. Sure thing.

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117 points

Typing with long nails is the embodiment of “beauty is pain.”

The pain is real, but the beauty is subjective.

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To me long nails are ick

The longer the more ick

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33 points

I will never forget when I had to help a coworker with her laptop, she had long nails that had worn grooves in her keyboard keys.

She typed on her nails, the sound it made was terrible.

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Ew. Most people I’ve seen w/ long nails type with the pads of their fingers, with absolutely terrible typing posture.

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It’ was a status thing. Those with manual labor jobs usually can’t have long nails, so long nails means they’re above manual labor. So the rich in the past did that, and now everybody wants to do that so and it becomes a beauty thing.

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Everybody definitely doesn’t.

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Jesus these comments scream basement dweller. You don’t have to like what someone does with their own body to accept it. It doesn’t hurt you so don’t worry about it. God forbid people have some self expression

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I accept that people sometimes keep their nails long. That acceptance comes with a caveat that I will not be eating anything handled by hands with long nails.

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I’ll snort the blow off their nail, though. I’m not a hater.

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God forbid people have some self expression

They do indeed forbid it.

10 "If you go to battle against your enemies, and the LORD your God delivers them into your control, you may take some prisoners captive. 11 If you see among the prisoners a beautiful woman and you desire her, then you may take her as your wife. 12 Bring her to your house, but shave her head and trim her nails

Deuteronomy 21

Oh man, religions are batshit crazy.

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if the LORD your God delivers them into your control

AKA feel free to murder someone then fuck their wife (assuming you’re Jewish, of course)

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❤️

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It doesn’t hurt you so don’t worry about it

Eh, not so sure. Beauty standards propagate, and pressure to conform to those standards is real.
That’s just how fashion works. In this case fashion requires disabling a functional part of your body. It’s at least a bit icky.

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6 points

It’s not though. It’s got advantages, but typing isn’t one of them. I can open stuff peel based way better etc.

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10 points

I really only need like 2 or 3 mm of extra nail on one thumb to open oranges and grapefruits perfectly fine. Anything longer than that and it becomes unwieldy and unhygienic.

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Great job insulting people for having a differing opinion.

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55 points

A chiclet membrane to go over your non-mechanical keyboard, it’s like double hell.

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Sounds like typing on a keyboard made of Jujubes.

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4 points

I’d eat that in a heartbeat.

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6 points

Actually, my giant mechanical Blackwidow keyboard is way easier to use than my laptop when my nails are long.

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How can it be easier to use keys with traditional keyswitches? You’d have more key travel.

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I’ve switched out keycaps to make them comfortable for me. You can customise them. I find it very hare to type on a laptop keyboard for a long time and it fucks up my posture.

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I’m not a fan of the long nails because it hurts my insides.

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Also fecal matter and bacteria are stored in abundance under long nails.

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6 points

This thing costs about the same as one good set of nails

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5 points

This thing costs less than one dose of antibiotics :

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4 points

Don’t use that on your bum.

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That part I like.

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