42 points

When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I’m not Force sensitive. 😒

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Shit, I still try that sometimes and I’m almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who’s to say we can’t also just absorb midi chlorines over time?

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21 points

Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album

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16 points

40’s the new 30.

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6 points

Yeah but 50 is the new 60

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4 points

yeah but if it does work you’ll just think you’re going senile

(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)

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23 points

You and literally everyone else in the world

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9 points

Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.

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4 points

lol and your username

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5 points

Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel

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1 point

4 is unlucky, one way you say it (shi) in japanese sounds exactly like death (shi), the other way you say 4 is “yon”

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