43 points

Ingest the CEO?

Not as catchy, but same vibe. I’m here for it

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14 points

Infest?

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2 points

‮t​s​e​r​t​n​I

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9 points

Vore the CEO? OwO

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4 points

Vore the rich.

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3 points

Let’s start a revorelution >:3

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7 points

incorrect, only 24 more letters to go!

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23 points

I c what u did there

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23 points

Incest?

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10 points

Hard pass

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11 points

In🅱️est

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1 point

A, B,… Oh…

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7 points

Fuck investors, he doesn’t deserve to be funi

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7 points

Underrated comment at the bottom there. IYKYK

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Whenever I see “IYKYK” I get very annoyed because you COULD just explain it instead.

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That’s fair enough. Frequently when I’ve seen a reference to the joke I’m referencing, it’s followed by a “IYKYK”, so I figured it’s fun for those who already do. It’s a reference to an old Folgers ad in which a brother and sister behave in an implausibly affectionate way toward each other. It’s just bad acting, but viewed with a cynical mindset, it seems very suspicious.

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ohhhh. i didn’t connect the dots between the commercial and the CEO, who I assume had nothing to do with it.

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You gotta post the full version.

https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

Obviously the second half is a satire skit, but it’s pretty convincing unless you’re actually looking.

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