Mother of God, is that a fine meme format.
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The Dutch and the French both have many Belgian jokes (all along the lines that Belgians are dumb), but the funny thing is that many of the jokes actually originate from Belgium itself. They are jokes by the Flemish and Walloons making fun of each other that are then generalized to Belgians as a whole by the Dutch and French.
This is like when we Danes tell jokes about Swedes and Norwegians, I assume.
Like this: How many Norwegians to change a light bulb in the ceiling?
Answer
Three; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.
As a Virginian, we tell West Virginian and Kentuckian jokes. How many west virginians to change a lightbulb?
!Whole family, one to hold the bulb, the rest to turn the shack!<
How many Kentuckian does it does tocl change a lightbulb?
! Iβm not sure, youβd have to convince them it isnβt magic first!<
Raised in Maryland, same kinds of jokes we tell about West Virginia, lmao.
A West Virginian boy got mad at a Marylander, so he threw a stick of dynamite at the Maryland boy. The Marylander picked it up, lit it, and threw it back.
FYI, spoilers donβt work like Reddit (or at least not on my web client.) Try doing it the way Limfjorden did:
::: spoiler Answer
Three; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.
:::
The ones using colons donβt work on my client, but the built in ones using the > and ! do. Iβm on eternity
Or the Bavarians tell about Austrians.
Lightbulb jokes are universal, only the target changes. The Bavarians have some long-form jokes (βTwo Austrians go on vacation to the Saharaβ¦β) that Iβd never heard before going to Germany.
In case anyone is wondering, the joke (actually) goes:
Two Bavarians go on vacation to the Sahara and quickly find themselves bored. Being German, they decide to do something constructive, and decide to build a bridge from whatever scrap wood they can find. Two weeks pass in happy industry, but as theyβre flying home, the first slaps his head and says, βWe have to go back!β βWhy,β asks the second. βBecause we signed our names on it, and if anyone finds we built a bridge in the desert, weβll never hear the end of it!β says the first.
So they switch planes and head back. As they near the bridge, the first says: βStay here, and Iβll go check the coast is clear,β and he heads off over the dunes. A while later, he returns, crestfallen. βWe are undone,β he cries, βa couple of Austrians found our bridge already!β βWhat are they doing,β asks the second. The first answers:
βFishing off it.β
Hey, a Dane! Jag skylle hag en kamelΓ₯sΓ₯?
Is that a new format I see? Can I invest in this?
All I can see in the mine is the head of a gopher screening before being hit.