143 points

…Disgusting?

This picture smells like plastic and a ripe diaper.

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She’s a terrible human being, for a variety of reasons, but also she’s somehow only 31?? The hate has aged her faster than Palpatine

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She’s 31?! Goddamn, it looks like being evil really takes it out of you.

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25 points

31! He’s old enough to be her grandfather! 🤮

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8 points

31? What??? The lady looks like 70.

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17 points

Botched up cosmetic surgeries will do that.

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13 points

Her face looks like plastic. How does her face look like plastic when she’s 31?!

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13 points

Have you seen pictures of the female Nazi concentration camp guards? Most of those photos are of 25-35-year-old women. Evil and cruelty are indeed very aging.

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To be fair, they almost definitely smoked like chimneys and wore extremely toxic makeup, as one did in the 30s and 40s

There’s one woman whose extended social circle sometimes mixes with mine and she’s apparently only 35 but looks to be 50 due to excessive smoking and drinking. She always stands out due to her elaborately and tastefully dyed hair so I’ve started conversations with her a few times purely about her hair

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Aaahhhhhh! So that’s why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.

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Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a party flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.

🎶 All he cums is dust in the wind 🎶

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27 points

It’s like clapping two chalkboard erasers

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5 points

Like blowing dust off an old library book

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12 points

Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!

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I hate all of you for this thread lol.

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Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.

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74 points

Wouldn’t be the 1st time dude has cheated

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Frankly, I think he gets off on it. Telling his wife that she’s powerless and small, incapable of swaying his personal or business decisions in the least is exactly how I picture trump’s marriage.

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6 points

Supposedly Melanie is cheating too and trump knows about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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7 points

I imagine the last time Melania willingly let him touch her was to conceive the requisite heir. Theirs is the quintessential marriage of convenience.

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24 points

Or the 40th

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5 points

that’s why his hat has 45 on it

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