20 points
Rolsex sounds like a tired DM telling a player to “roll for sex” during some kind of porn version of Dungeons and Dragons.
5 points
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2 points
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“Stainless steel back” kind of implies that the rest might be made of good ol’ mild steel!
1 point
7 points
ROTFLex
2 points
3 points
Great, another thing I’ll never have…
2 points
Rolex’s sexier cousin