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push it real good(lemmy.ml)

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frickineh@lemmy.world
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Thank god for that. Imagine the horror of human babies just clawing their way out when they were ready.

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br3d@lemmy.world
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It would make a lot more sense if humans could just lay some sort of egg sac which we could keep in the garage for 9 months until it hatches. I honestly don’t know why biologists and geneticists haven’t dealt with this by now

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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Hideo Kojima did it

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Nicoleism101@lemm.ee
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Maybe because no one would green light testing of it

We are fine with torturing monkeys but the human babies whole facility would be burnt down and ceo crucified

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Akasazh@lemmy.world
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x4740N@lemm.ee
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Thanks for the mental images

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chuckleslord@lemmy.world
60 points

Human babies ain’t done cooking yet. That’s why they’re totally dependent when they’re born.

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Etterra@lemmy.world
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Well to be fair it’s because if the kid’s brain box is allowed to get any bigger then the baby will need to exit chestburster style.

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jayandp@sh.itjust.works
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ramble81@lemm.ee
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“Oh no…. not again…”

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isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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the fact that modern technology actually made that possible is insane

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JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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Don’t fish blast the eggs out of their arse, as if they’ve had 3 Vindaloos?

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TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
54 points

It’s sharks. They fight to death and eat each other to survive.

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RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
48 points

I thought they only laid these hard eggs but apparently shark reproduction is pretty diverse (“Sandtigers” are the ones referred to in the comic).

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JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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Shark eggs are way cool! I totally forgot about those. Thanks for the link.

I did find it humorous that my client asked if I trusted sharktrust, too.

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cron@feddit.org
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There are fish that givelive birth, like sharks or guppys- read more: faunafacts.com

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beveradb@lemm.ee
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Hello, you must be British

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Spacehooks@reddthat.com
31 points

I always saw great whites womb as the thunder dome but it’s more a battle royal where the winner eats the rest.

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captain_oni@lemmy.world
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Winner winner sharky dinner

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Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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Humans don’t want to be born

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espentan@lemmy.world
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But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear… and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It’s fabulous.

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