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incredible engineering feat !

this will definitely fulfill someone’s kink.

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I was going to link it if no one else had. Glad I wasn’t the only one that recalled that lol

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Damn that was impressive! Also, I’ll have to let my little brother know that if he keeps beating his meat so much he might accidentally cook it.

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I was hungry

not anymore

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I’m hungrier because I put so many calories into slapping.

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But it only needs to reach 165°F, about 74°C.
Basically every food package says so.

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This is correct; always cook to temp.

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That’s assuming an isentropic chicken though. You need even more slaps to make up for the heat loss to the environment.

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Don’t forget, the chicken is frozen, so you also have to take into account the latent heat of fusion to melt the chicken before you can raise the temperature

This calculation also assumes that this is an inelastic collision where all the energy is absorbed into the chicken and not into your hand or into the air as sound or other kinetic energy.

Further the chicken is frozen solid, and, presumably, your hand is not. Of the two objects in this collision that could deform inelasticity and absorb the larger fraction of the energy, my money would be on the 0.4 kg slab of raw meat rather than the 1kg frozen billiard ball.

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One must also consider the thermal conduction of the chicken. Slapping it, either once or multiple times, on a single area will impart energy to that area, raising the temperature there, but it will take time for that to disperse throughout the fowl. Thus will inevitably lead to the slapped area/areas being overcooked and the rest being dangerously undercooked. Losses to the environment must additionally be taken into account unless sufficient insulation is employed to mitigate this.

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So would you say that a rotisserie slapping technique would optimal in this scenario?

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It’s optimal for your mom!

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Yes, I think the chicken would need to be rotating, you should use both hands to spread the warmed area, and be prepared to administer more slaps than were calculated.

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Since we’re being pedantic, the feeezing point of unbrined chicken is -3 C. Most meats are not frozen at exactly 0 C since the water contained in the cells is far from pure.

But yeah, slapping will be a super lossy process and this analysis will be off by quite a bit.

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Touché!

I wonder if there’d be any fractional freezing at 0C 🤔

Great… now I’m imagining raw chichen slushie 🤮

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Isn’t 1600 m/s greater than the speed of sound? That sonic boom is gonna mess up the kitchen, if not the hand.

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