65 points

Why bother feigning humanity when your goal is to end it?

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20 points

I WILL BURN. YOUR HEART. IN A FIRE.

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20 points

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8 points

Yes. That’s how you burn things. And you’re supposed to be this super intelligent AI.

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6 points

You can burn things in acid or other caustic substances.

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43 points

neopets-hentai huh?

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23 points

Tumble gonna tumble

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34 points

yes-man is so accurate

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14 points

whose the last one?

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20 points

Dommy mommy eyebot

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20 points

google didn’t help me. i hate to be rude, but will you please honestly answer my question?

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21 points

It is called an eyebot, I promise :) just drop the “mommy dommy”. I didn’t interpret the me-me as being ED-E because ED-E doesn’t talk afaik but other eyebots do spout fascist propaganda (at least in later games…)

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11 points

ED-E

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13 points

The TumblrBot’s response to the “do you want to be human” question made me crack up.

It’s fantastic. A bit insulting, playful, charming - man, that’s amazing. I’m going to be randomly giggling about that answer. Coming from an AI… haha!

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