19 points

Can we get a banana for scale over here?

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You take it over there

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4 points

Aaaaahhh, thank you!

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17 points

I dunno, it looks more striped to me.

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10 points

OH FUCK IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US. RUN

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8 points

pounces on you UwU you so warm

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tries to shoot you with a gun but my eyes widen in terror as the bullet’s bounce right off. shit! I push you away and start running for my life. I throw my gun at your head to slow you down cause I know thta the bullet’s don’t work anyway

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4 points

grabs gun OwO What’s this? shoots the sky be gay, do crime >:3 starts following you, slowly but ceaselessly. You might get to rest at night, but when you wake up in the morning, you will hear my footsteps echo in the distance again.

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9 points

PssPssPssPssPss

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7 points

Pspspspsps

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