1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
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The top speed of cars is limited to the highest speed limit in the country they’re certified for.
For emergencies, there’s a covered switch on the dash which disables the limit, calls 911 and transmits your position to them.

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Nobody can back in to park.

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My rule would be the exact opposite, lol. It’s proven to be safer over and over. The main reason is because you have good vision of the road and traffic when you leave, as opposed to when you have to leave in reverse.

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Backup cameras exist.

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Not to the sides you muppet. Just learn how to do it it’s not hard

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Agreed. It is far safer to back into a parking spot than into traffic, especially if there is pedestrian, bicycle, or motorcycle traffic sharing the lanes.

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Backing in to park is so much better though. Better viability of the parking space with mirrors. And then when you leave there’s less to think about.

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It is not, you fuck up the entire traffic flow while trying to back your Ford festival float into the spot and everyone that parks like a normal person hates it and you.

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But then you also fix / alleviate traffic flow when you go to leave the spot. It’s a two-part process.

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everyone that parks like a normal person hates it and you.

Is it really “everyone” who hates me, or is it “just you”?

Because I gotta tell ya, I’m OK with 'just you" hating me.

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Hey man, why so hostile? That “nobody likes you and you have no friends” thing isn’t even funny, it just makes you look like a dick

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Why?

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It’s annoying as hell, it blocks the flow of traffic, and it causes the cars to lineup the wrong way with each other which makes people more frequently open their doors into the side of my car.

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When people pull out backwards, they block just as much traffic, with the addition of being riskier.

Why not just forbid forward parking? Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

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  • Loading dishwashers properly requires an official government license and a test.
  • Putting a flat plate in front of a bowl means a year of hard labor.
  • Loading any of the good kitchen knives is an automatic 10 years.
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Right so you take it really seriously… Regulating something inconsequential now has consequences and they’re draconian!

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But how am I supposed to wash my good kitchen knives?

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Same as you wash the poop knife. In the toilet.

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All of the good knives i have say to only hand wash them.

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I absolutely agree with you. My former flatmate didn’t like to use the dishwasher because according to her, it wouldn’t clean the dishes properly. Yet she would load the dishwasher by stacking the plates horizontally… as you would store them in a cupboard

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I’m impressed they managed to work out the complex process of inhaling and exhaling with that few working brain cells.

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Universal remotes. Why should my remote work on a tv in the Andromeda galaxy?

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In-game currency and microtransactions are fine, as long as the app can pay out for the same service/item. If I can buy a sword for $5, I can also sell that sword to the app developer and get $5 back. If I can pay $1 to skip a level, I can redeem $1 for beating said level.

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