ID: a person on the phone looking serious, a text bubble beneath says: “I have hidden a single raisin in every single chocolate chip cookie and muffin in the united states. here’s my list of demands”

54 points

They’ve already done it, so what weight do their demands hold? Are they going to go remove all of the raisins if their demands are met?

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27 points

There is no logic behind such heinous acts.

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16 points

the rest of the chocolate chips are sleeper raisins. one click of a button and it’s an oatmeal raisin world.

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8 points

I’d push that button

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5 points

don’t you dare

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3 points

oh hell yeah

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6 points

They are gonna do it again

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8 points

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3 points

The monster with 21 faces be like

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Funnily enough, this would make the cookies deadlier to dogs, as raisins are usually more toxic than lighter chocolate.

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