129 points

Especially server accessible only by SSH…

permalink
report
reply
86 points

I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

Especially after age 40 and a knee surgery… I’m tired boss! 😩

permalink
report
parent
reply
39 points

I’m 150+km away from my server, with literally everything on it lol

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

I’m at college right now, which is a 3 hour drive away from my home, where a server of mine is. I just have to ask my parents to turn it back on when the power goes out or it gets borked. I access it solely through RustDesk and Cloudflare Tunnels SSH (it’s actually pretty cool, they have a web interface for it).

I have no car, so there’s really no way to access it in case something catastrophic happens. I have to rely on hopes, prayers, and the power of a probably outdated Pop!_OS install. Totally doesn’t stress me out I’ll just say I like to live on the edge :^)

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Setup a pikvm as ipmi and you’ll have at least another layer of failure required to completely lose connectivity

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Currently the server(s) are in my room, which is so messy my dad probably wouldn’t even enter it voluntarily. And in the case grub/fstab/crypttab/etc. are messed up, which is probably the most common error, he probably couldn’t solve it by himself. Soon everything’s gonna live in its own little room in the basement, so it’s gonna be accessible easier actually.

permalink
report
parent
reply
62 points

In the old days some of the servers took at hour to reboot. That was stressful when you couldn’t ping it at an hour.

permalink
report
reply
46 points

Don’t say stuff like that. You’re gonna give me a heart attack.

permalink
report
parent
reply
36 points

The more disk you had, the longer it took. It walked the scsi bus which took forever. So if you had more disk. It took even longer.

Since everything was remote, you’d have to call hands and they weren’t technical. Also no cameras since it was the 90’s.

Now when I restart a vm or container. I panic if it’s not back up in 10 minutes.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

I get annoyed if my pc isn’t restarted in 30 seconds now.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Why would you design a disk driver that way?

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

I like how posting got fairly fast. Then we started putting absurd amounts of ram into servers so now they’re back to slow.

Like we have a high clock speed dual 32 core AMD server with 1TB of ram that takes at least 5 minutes to do it’s RAM check. So every time you need to reboot you’re just sitting there twiddling your thumbs waiting anxiously.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

I will date myself. These machines had a lot of memory as well which added to the slow reboot. I think it was 16 gigs.

The r series for IBM took forever. The p series was faster but was still slow

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I’ll date myself. My first PC had 500MB of STORAGE

permalink
report
parent
reply
46 points

Initializing VPC…

Configuring VPC…

Constructing VPC…

Planning VPC…

VPC Configuration…

Step (31/12)…

Spooling up VPC…

VPC Configuration Finished…

Beginning Declaration of VPC…

Declaring Configuration of VPC…

Submitting Paperwork for VPC Registration with IANA…

Redefining Port 22 for official use as our private VPC…

Recompiling OpenSSH to use Port 125…

Resetting all open SSH connections…

Your VPC declaration has been configured!

Initializing Declared VPC…

permalink
report
reply
46 points

Never update, never reboot. Clearly the safest method. Tried and true.

permalink
report
reply
15 points

Found the debian user!

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

Never touch a running system
Until you have a inviting hole in your system

Nevertheless, I’m panicking every time I update my sever infrastructure…

permalink
report
parent
reply
44 points

When you make a potentially system breaking change and forgot to make a snapshot of the VM beforehand…

permalink
report
reply
17 points

There’s always backups… Right?

… Right?

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

oh there is. from 3 years ago, and some

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Someone set up a script to automatically create daily backups to tape. Unfortunately, it’s still the first tape that was put in there 3.5 years ago, every backup since that one filled up failed. It might as well have failed silently because everyone who received the email with the error message filtered them to a folder they generally ignored.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

And no one ever tried to restore it.

Happened to me as well, after a year I learned incremental DB backups were wrongly offset by GMT diff, so we were losing hours every time. Fun.

Luckily we never needed them.

And now we have Postgres with WAL archiving and I sleep so much better.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

Create post

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

Community stats

  • 3.7K

    Monthly active users

  • 810

    Posts

  • 13K

    Comments