128 points

I like how your pronouns are “equipped”. Got you a pocket full of pronouns. DOn’t you drop them, or nobody will be allowed to talk about you!

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67 points

I’ve gotten tricked out of so many things by those blasted Fae. My gender, my sexual attraction, my attention, and precisely 1 (one) of my pronouns.

Now I go by He/They because I can never be Him.

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32 points

Sheesh. Don’t let em take the others or you’ll have to go by Was/Were

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13 points

It’s me. I’m the fae. At least I think I must be, since I use any pronouns.

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12 points

Can you guys put out a schedule for when you’re doing pick-up?

I have this entire chunk of life I need to get rid of, but every damn time I get the alert, the circles already went inert and all they hauled off was the damned honeyed milk and bloodied bread.

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5 points

Dracula Flow disqualified.

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5 points

It’s true. He is in fact way more Him than I was ever capable of being.

I am simply built differently… alternatively. Some might even go so far as to say incorrectly. I know I would.

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38 points

If you kill a boss, you can loot Legendary and Artifact pronouns

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17 points

You get xe/xim for confirming your email address

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32 points

*unequips pronouns* simply do not refer to me

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9 points

A wizard has no pronouns.

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5 points

grug no unlock pronoun yet, make grug sad, grug want pronoun and complex grammar let grug express thought more good

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32 points

This implies the existence of extra pronouns that can be unlocked or purchased from the in-game store.

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10 points

TBF, that’s sort of my experience of pronouns due to finding queer community at university.

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7 points

Like an SCP, you can only be addressed in the second-person.

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3 points

Hey… you. I totally didn’t forget your name.

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1 point

Name eating thingy, SCP-5300… ish. Reclassified a few times as prior efforts were misplaced. You’d swear they were right here. One of them had a good name, something-phage. Borderline antimemetic. Passed back and forth between departments, and never really lost, but not exactly pinned-down to the foundation’s typical standards. Rated safe - just kind of a pain in the ass. Mostly harmless.

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🎶I got a pocket, got a pocketful of pronouns🎶

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4 points

I’ve got a, I’ve got a, pocketfulofpronouns

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2 points

The enemy used expelliarmus.

Your pronouns are now /.

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95 points
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Is jk getting money from this release?

EDIT yes she do https://n4g.com/articles/is-jk-rowling-involved-in-harry-potter-quidditch-champions/

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91 points

Likely yes, and I recommend you to let HP die and instead look for some better media.

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Yeah I’ve been avoiding it since The Change became apparent, but I feel like posting screenshots kind of keeps it alive. Like people think they’re got one over on the bigot billionaire

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13 points

or pirate it

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I cannot recommend the fan fiction book Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkoesky highly enough. If you’re looking for a HP fix but struggle with ‘death of the author’ issues. There’s even a free audiobook podcast!

https://hpmor.com/

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25 points

MoR was the most excruciatingly self-congratulatory thing I have ever had the misfortune to read. I understand that some people like it, and more power to them, I guess, but I found it to be painfully bad.

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10 points

Obligatory: Eliezer Yud is a loser hack grifter.

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13 points

In theory that depends on the legal details. In practice it’s safe to assume she does.

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4 points

The best thing would be that she doesn’t get any money. The second best is that her money depends on being trans-friendly.

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75 points

She’s screaming all the way to the bank, knowing that not particularly based people who consider themselves LGBT allies have been lulled into helping to fund her anti-trans crusade.

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26 points

Fuck, not even an ally. I know one trans person who still supports Harry Potter franchise shit. Some people are myopic as hell.

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11 points

As a person with myopia, I find this comment tone deaf.

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5 points

As someone deaf myself, wtf is language even

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59 points

recruit your first chaser

?🤨

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20 points

Diversity of problematic characters: Nonbinary person with they/them pronouns likes “the feminine penis” and “the masculine vulva” way too much.

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35 points

If terf queen’s home is a “mouldy shack” then my house must be a cardboard box by the river (not even a van).

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28 points

It’s a reference to the mold growing in her house

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3 points

You mean “mould”

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1 point

Would Could Mould

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