19 points

I’m in terrible pain morty

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I communicate through what you call…Jessica’s feet…no, telepathy.

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4 points

I got this joke just now. Thank you. ^^

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1 point

It’s one of my favorite lines in the entire run of the show.

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1 point

Wubba lubba dub dub!

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58 points

Somewhere out there is a parent who was given the most baffling task and absolutely nailed it.

You just know that megaphone makes fart sounds

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11 points

That’s actually the fart gun from Despicable Me

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10 points

And with that level of commitment, absolutely enjoys every bit of both making the costume, and their kid being a fart for Halloween, especially if it annoys other parents

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12 points

If that gun plays fart_with_reverb.mp3, I wouldn’t even be mad.

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8 points

I’d be proud, tbh

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7 points

Fart. I like this name.

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4 points

That’s a cute air biscuit.

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