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Despite their joy, in seeing Diesel alive and apparently thriving as a want-to-be elk, they have no plans to try to capture him. “He’s out there doing what he’s raised to do,” Drewry told the television network.

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Livin’ his ass off

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Those elk just hired a body guard.

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Probably saw him fuck up a coyote and said, let’s stick with this guy

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I wonder if those elk think he’s really handsome or ugly AF

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Since he’s essentially their coyote-bouncer, it’s probably a little of both, like ruggedly ugly-handsome.

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Ok are donkeys known for fighting off coyotes or something??? Should I be getting backyard donkeys to protect the neighborhood cats? And how did I go for so many years on the internet just learning this now?

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Probably any donkey small enough to be content in your backyard isn’t big enough to win against a coyote and not be injured. So your cats are better off indoors. It was fun learning these facts about donkeys today and seeing how happily Diesel blends into his new family!

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If the does dont find you handsome they should at least find you handy lethal

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“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
— elk, probably

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