All my friends are excited to see men in tight pants jump on each other
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you donβt even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Theyβre really milking the Taylor Swift angle.
Looking forward to more wasted Sundays. Obligatory: Rrrraaaaiiiiddddeeeerrrrrrsss