22 points

Dark af!

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Help! My flesh has fallen off, and I can’t pick it up!

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8 points

Quick, call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253!

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8 points

That spacing is hurting me.

I prefer 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

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Oops! I didn’t test my hand-written assembly code before hooking it up to a radiation gun, hopefully it isn’t possible to have my power variables underflow and cook a man

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Also, we removed all of the hardware safeties that would prevent this from happening and entrusted it all to software.

Wow. You must have very stringent software engineering practices, with multiple levels of checks and test proce—

What? No, we just had one guy write all of the system’s code. It’s probably fine, right?

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21 points

ow oof my bones and skin and organs

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