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your house no longer allows you inside. you are the source of mess

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Your house let’s you in, however it notices that you are full of dirty bacteria that need cleaning. Now how to reach those nasty bacteria in your gut?

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6 points

This sounds like something that would happen in the show “Eureka.”

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20 points

The house now excretes all rubbish out the back, which needs to be shoveled into bags.

It will need regular trips to the vet.

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6 points

Granted. There is a faulty wire, and your house sets itself on fire. Every stain, cobweb, misplaced item, trash bin and general mess is now gone, along with everything else.

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Does it at least make sure the ashes get swept up?

I lived in a place with some spooky electricity. Both the hot water heater and the dishwasher tried to light themselves on fire.

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4 points

Granted. Everything where it is is now it’s designated location. If it or anything else is out of place, it is removed.

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5 points

It will always miss a spot. Different each time so you don’t always know where to find it.

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