more specifically:

1 lion,

1 polar bear,

1 orca,

1 giant squid,

3 komodo dragons,

1 African bull elephant,

400 feral cats,

10 gorillas with baseball bats,

1 kg of Asian giant hornets,

20 kg of fire ants,

or,

an oak tree with a maximum diameter of 1 to 1.2 meters

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If the 400 cats (assuming domestic cats) can work together as a unit, then I believe they can do anything. Knowing cats, though, I’m going to back the other competitors.

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I think the pay per view and promoter would be the clear winners.

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I think the big tree would lose.

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I don’t know. I think the tree could win.

It’s just gonna chill there while everything else is trying to kill each other, and I think there’s a good chance that once the last animal is standing, it’ll probably just wander off and lose due to its short lifespan.

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But the way the question is worded is “animals VS tree.” Not a free for all.

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FWIW, I use neither the word “versus” or “and” in the question. 😁🙂

(but I should touch up the body and add some commas)

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This is a hunger games I can get behind. And my money is on the polar bear or the orca, depending on environment.

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Idk man 44 pounds of fire ants is a lot

About 18 million ants, give or take like 8 million depending on size (which varies a lot)

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They wouldn’t be able to penetrate the hide of either one. Not even close.

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