Keir Starmer’s entire senior team forgot to wish him a happy birthday at their morning meeting in Downing Street, his spokesperson has admitted.
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Who gives a flying fuck? Why is this “news”? Where were these “journalists” when the Tories were in power?
7 points
You’d have thought that they’d all have staff to track such things even if just for sucking up to the boss.
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BREAKING NEWS! GUARDIAN EXCLUSIVE!
/s
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That team doesn’t look especially senior
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