Don’t write that down. Do you hear me?

We hear you loud and clear.

Then King Taejong said “I see you writing something down… are you writing down that I fell off the horse? Why are you still writing? Are you writing this down too? STOP WRITING! Ok fine. Write this down then…” after which he gave many compliments about my thoroughness which I’m too humble to recount.

Fast forward to 2024: "“Let me do the dumbest thing I can think of and film it for Tik Tok”

Cambyses II, in the afterlife: “shit happens, bro”