13 points

I cast

《FAKE NEWS》

On your parents. They are now addicted to not just Gox but also Newsmax and OAN. You will win this battle gun mage, but I’ll win the war come Thanksgiving!

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19 points

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15 points

Why would you need to register if you wanted to set your arm on fire?

Why would you even want to do this in the first place?

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9 points

ATF casts Canis penetratio plumbum

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18 points

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