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EDIT: they’ve changed the article’s original title :(

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Previously unannounced experiments with cannibalism in zero gravity can now begin.

Boeing shares up 78% on the news.

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Boeing spokesperson

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I wonder how they will spin it if the crew gets fried at re-entry - whenever this may be…

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I wish I could remember the film this reminds me of. I thought it was Jodie Foster, but after reviewing her movies, it isn’t.

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Gravity (2013)?

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Yes! It was a good movie, too. I need to rewatch that. Sandy doesn’t look like Jodie, I guess my brain just thought drama= Foster.

Thanks so much!

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