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Ah, the classic sad onion.

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85% sad onion. Secured.

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I believe it is indicating that the child lock is only 85% effective.

How the hell they arrived at that number we may never know, but I’ll bet you it’s buried on page 4,987,253 in clause 6, subsection 8 of European Union Product Safety Report 156.421a. Or something.

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May be something related to child resistant packaging. From the CPSC FAQ on the Poison Prevention Packaging ACT “For a package to be child-resistant, at least 85% of tested children must not be able to open the package during the first 5 minutes of the test”.https://www.cpsc.gov/FAQ/PPPA

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There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists (in reference to why the Yosemite garbage cans are difficult to use)

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The bad news is your home is gone and your child with it in the massive flameball. The good news is, while we can’t quite say your kid was gifted

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I remember my wife asking our kid to open some “child-proof” packaging for her.

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Tintin in jail 85% of the time?

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He’s lucky he didn’t get the electric chair for what he did.

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There’s no death sentence in France

Edit: oops he’s Belgian. But still.

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BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BLUE BARNACLES!!!

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Got it, captain Haddock!

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