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One more day in paradise.

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My current go to is, “well, I’m here.”

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Nightmares are dreams, too.

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This one REALLY throws people off, they rarely have a quip or retort to answer. “Too real” is the most common in my experience

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Occasionally I just make a random noise when asked. Bug your eyes out for effect too.

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Either “I’m not dead yet” or “I’m still alive” with a somewhat halfhearted “I guess…” Trailing behind.

Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like “Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived”.

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I used to say “alive & well, and living in America!”, but about 10 years ago people started saying “I’m sorry” instead of how they used to respond with something like “Fuck yeah!”, so I stopped saying that.

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