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All you gotta do is pedal hard enough to break the chain and ride straight up the wall.
You can make it if you just believe in yourself!

(although in reality that wall is 10 miles high)

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You can only make it to the top by stepping on other people’s shoulders

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I’d prefer to just spawn at the top, and never have to contemplate that pedaling life.

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It not a massive gap like that, but it’s tall enough and far enough away that 99.9% of people who try, fall.

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You can make it if you just believe in yourself!

At some point one has to ask oneself not whether one can, but whether one should. Is it really worth it trying everything and giving your all for a company which will probably ditch you in the end, after all? I don’t think so. Don’t put in more effort than you expect to get as a result.

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capitalism is great for capitalists, they live like gods

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It’s very hard to be a capitalist, you have to scam people and lie to get good deals

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The majority of capitalists pay people to do that, they’ve never worked.

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Apparently as long as you have someone else do the immoral things on your behalf, its all gravy. Free will and all right? They could have just not done the evil things that I paid them to do.

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now you have to use your own unicycle and smart phone app at the same time but you can’t use the smart phone while on the unicycle.

and while you must smile you are not allowed to sing.

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Hmm as long as I can paint my unicycle and have a big cool wheel

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Brutal.

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